Glazed Chocolate Crullers

This is just a thought, albeit it disgusting, gross, and extremely immature..... everything an asshole would think right?

If you've ever been to Dunkin Donuts up until the past year or so, they used to have crullers. There would be the "old fashioned" cake, honey dipped, and chocolate glazed. Now, call me crazy, but do you think right after a girl gets porked in the butt and her guy drops his kids in there, that her dump would come out looking like a glazed chocolate cruller?

Just a thought.... just throwing that out there....